Funny Celebrity Face For The Moment -- Look what Britney Spears is doing here!!!
31 Dec 2008
28 Dec 2008
Life and Death
It was a deathbed scene, but the film director was not satisfied with the actor's acting. It took several takes and till the director couldn't get satisfied.
"Come On" he roared. "Put more life into your dying"
"Come On" he roared. "Put more life into your dying"
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“Do you believe in life after death?” the boss asked one of his employees.
“Yes, Sir,” the new employee replied.
“Well, then, that makes everything just fine,” the boss went on. “After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother’s funeral, she stopped in to see you.”
“Yes, Sir,” the new employee replied.
“Well, then, that makes everything just fine,” the boss went on. “After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother’s funeral, she stopped in to see you.”
27 Dec 2008
Short Doctor Jokes
When I told my doctor I broke my leg in two places, he told me to stop going to those places.
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A doctor said to his car mechanic, "Your debit is several times more per hour then we get paid for medical care."
"Yeah, but you see, doc, you have always the same model, it hasn't changed since Adam, but we have to keep up to date with new models coming every year."
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I remember one time I told my doctor I had a ringing in my ears.
His advice: 'Don't answer it.'
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A doctor said to his car mechanic, "Your debit is several times more per hour then we get paid for medical care."
"Yeah, but you see, doc, you have always the same model, it hasn't changed since Adam, but we have to keep up to date with new models coming every year."
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I remember one time I told my doctor I had a ringing in my ears.
His advice: 'Don't answer it.'
Blonde Lost Her Panty (Joke)
This blonde rang up the doctor & asked, "Doc, would you check if I left my panties behind in ur examination room?"
The doctor looked around & said, "No, they are not here."
"Oh," replied the Blonde, "then I must have left them at the dentist's."
The doctor looked around & said, "No, they are not here."
"Oh," replied the Blonde, "then I must have left them at the dentist's."
26 Dec 2008
Human Organ that expands 10 times
Sixth grade science teacher Mrs. Samson asks her class: “Who can tell me which organ of the human body expands to 10 times its usual size when stimulated?” Nobody raises a hand, so she calls on the first student to look her way. “Mary, can you tell me which organ of the human body expands to 10 times its usual size when stimulated?” Mary stands up, blushing furiously. “How dare you ask such a question?” she says. “I’m going to complain to my parents, who will complain to the principal, who will have you fired!” Mrs. Sampson is shocked by Mary’s reaction, but undaunted. She asks the class the question again, and this time Sam raises his hand. Yes, Sam?” says Mrs. Sampson. “Ma’am, the correct answer is the iris of the human eye.” “Very good, Sam. Thank you.” Mrs. Sampson then turns to Mary and says, “Mary, I have 3 things to tell you: first, it’s clear that you have NOT done your homework. Second, you have a DIRTY mind. And third, I fear one day you are going to be sadly disappointed.”
25 Dec 2008
Funny Sports Images
<< Hilarious Sports Images >>
These pictures related to sports are simply funny. I hope you enjoy and they don't need words to describe them.
Female Comebacks - Funny Q/A
Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I’ll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I’m a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what’s your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: If I could see you naked, I’d die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I’d probably die laughing.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I’ll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I’m a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what’s your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: If I could see you naked, I’d die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I’d probably die laughing.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
22 Dec 2008
Funny CAT Image for the moment
This sweet little cat simply looks cute and funny. Oh it's more adorable too. I hope you guys liked it too!
19 Dec 2008
Funny Couple Jokes
A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world." The woman says, "I'll miss you."
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First guy (proudly) : "My wife's an angel!" Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
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Q. A man noticed that his credit card had been stolen but didn't report it.
A. The thief was spending less than his wife.
A. The thief was spending less than his wife.
13 Dec 2008
Short Jokes for the moment : Blonde Special
Q: How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?
A: The bushes are darker than the rest of the yard.
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Q: What is it called when a blonde blows
in another blond's ear?
A: Data transfer.
A: The bushes are darker than the rest of the yard.
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Q: What is it called when a blonde blows
in another blond's ear?
A: Data transfer.
11 Dec 2008
Types of Women - Much Funny
HARD-DISK woman:
She remembers everything, FOREVER.
RAM woman:
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.
INTERNET woman:
Difficult to access.
SERVER woman:
Always busy when you need her.
CD-ROM woman:
She is always faster and faster.
EMAIL woman:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.
VIRUS woman:
Also called “wife”; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don’t you will lose everything!!
She remembers everything, FOREVER.
RAM woman:
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.
INTERNET woman:
Difficult to access.
SERVER woman:
Always busy when you need her.
CD-ROM woman:
She is always faster and faster.
EMAIL woman:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.
VIRUS woman:
Also called “wife”; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don’t you will lose everything!!
Funny Short Jokes for the moment
Q. Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat?
A. Cut off your head.
Q. Where do you find a one legged dog?
A. Where you left it.
Q: On which side does a chicken have the most feathers?
A: The outside.
Q: How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed?
A: Your nose touches the ceiling.
A. Cut off your head.
Q. Where do you find a one legged dog?
A. Where you left it.
Q: On which side does a chicken have the most feathers?
A: The outside.
Q: How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed?
A: Your nose touches the ceiling.
10 Dec 2008
Funny Animal World - Top 5 Worst Species
As we all know, romance and sex are complicated things for all species. Elaborate rituals and intricate behavioral patterns complicate the path to reproduction for literally every species on earth.
-- Top 5 Worst Species in Which to Be a Guy: an absolutely scientific (or not) look at sex in the animal world --
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