Sardar Jokes

Titanic was sinking.

An englishman asked Santa singh, "How far is land"?
Santa: 2 KMs.

Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction?

Santa: Downwards!
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Santa: I have swallowed a key.
Doctor: When?
Santa: 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too
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Santa singh's wife dies. He is calm, but his wife"s lover is crying furiously...
Finally, Santa consoles him: Don"t worry buddy, I will marry again.

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Sardar To Another Sardar: U Knw My Grand Mother Started Walking 5 Miles A Day When She Was Sixty.
She Is Eighty Now &



We Don't Know Where the Hell She Is..!!!
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There was a Sardaji who was having a party at the terrace of his building.

While looking down frm the building his watch slipped n started falling down.

He started running down the staircase.

On the way he saw some guests coming up. They asked him, "Why r u running so fast?"

Sardarji says, "My watch fell from the terrace..!"

Guest says "So why are you running? It must have broken by now!"

Sardarji replies "No, It is 2 Minutes Late."