Teacher: Why are you late?
Johnny: Because of the sign.
Teacher: What sign?
Johnny: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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Teacher: Johny, how do you spell "crocodile"?
Johnny: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
Teacher: No, that's wrong
Johnny: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!
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Teacher: Johny, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
Johnny: Me!
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Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
Johnny: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day same time."
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Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
Johnny: Brotherly love.
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Teacher: Now, Johny, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
Johnny: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Johnny: A teacher
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