A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world." The woman says, "I'll miss you."
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First guy (proudly) : "My wife's an angel!" Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
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Q. A man noticed that his credit card had been stolen but didn't report it.
A. The thief was spending less than his wife.
A. The thief was spending less than his wife.
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