Q. Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat?
A. Cut off your head.
Q. Where do you find a one legged dog?
A. Where you left it.
Q: On which side does a chicken have the most feathers?
A: The outside.
Q: How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed?
A: Your nose touches the ceiling.
A. Cut off your head.
Q. Where do you find a one legged dog?
A. Where you left it.
Q: On which side does a chicken have the most feathers?
A: The outside.
Q: How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed?
A: Your nose touches the ceiling.
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