When I told my doctor I broke my leg in two places, he told me to stop going to those places.
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A doctor said to his car mechanic, "Your debit is several times more per hour then we get paid for medical care."
"Yeah, but you see, doc, you have always the same model, it hasn't changed since Adam, but we have to keep up to date with new models coming every year."
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I remember one time I told my doctor I had a ringing in my ears.
His advice: 'Don't answer it.'
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A doctor said to his car mechanic, "Your debit is several times more per hour then we get paid for medical care."
"Yeah, but you see, doc, you have always the same model, it hasn't changed since Adam, but we have to keep up to date with new models coming every year."
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I remember one time I told my doctor I had a ringing in my ears.
His advice: 'Don't answer it.'
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