Computer Terms

* PCMCIA -People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms

* ISDN - It Still Does Nothing

* SCSI - System Can't See It

* DOS - Defective Operating System

* BASIC - Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control

* IBM - I Blame Microsoft

* DEC - Do Expect Cuts

* CD-ROM - Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months

* OS/2 - Obsolete Soon, Too.

* WWW - World Wide Wait

* MACINTOSH - Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs

* PENTIUM - Produces Erroneous Numbers Thru Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics

* COBOL - Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language

* AMIGA - A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction

* LISP - Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis

* MIPS - Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed

* WINDOWS - Will Install Needless Data On Whole System

* MICROSOFT - Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers

* RISC - Reduced Into Silly Code