Little Johnny jokes

Little Johnny comes downstairs crying. His mother asked, "What’s the matter now?"

"Dad was hanging pictures, and just hit his thumb with hammer," said little Johnny through his tears. “That’s not so serious,” soothed his mother.

"I know you are upset, but a big boy like you shouldn’t cry at something like that. Why didn’t you just laugh?"

"I did!" sobbed Johnny.

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The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said, "Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?"

Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!"

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Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, "Mommy, can little girls have babies?"

"No," said his mom, "of course not."

Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, "It's okay, we can play that game again!"

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"Dad," said Little Johnny, "I'm late for football practice. Would you please do my homework for me?"

The father said irately, "Son, it just wouldn't be right."

"That's okay," replied Little Johnny, "but you could at least give it a try, couldn't you?"