Doctor-Nurse Jokes

A Doctor had an urgent phone call from a man saying his small son had swallowed his pen.

Doctor : "All right! I"m coming soon, But what are you doing in the mean time?"

Man : "I'm using a pencil"

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Jim fell off his bicycle and got hurt. A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill forms.

Jim finished them and gave them back.

"Anything else?" The nurse asked.

"Yes," Jim thinks for a while and said, "I’m a bachelor."

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Doctor : "What would you do first if you caught Rabies?"

Trainee Nurse : "First of all I'll bite my mother in law"

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Tom and Johnny were both patients in a Mental hospital. One day, Johnny suddenly dived into the deep end of the swimming pool. Tom jumped in and saved Johnny and the medical director came to know of his heroic act.

Then doctor said to Tom:
"We have good news and bad news for you, Tom. The good news is we are going to discharge you because you have regained your senses, since you are able to jump in and save another patient. The bad news is,the patient, Johnny whom you had saved hung himself in the toilet."

Tom said:
"He didn’t hang himself. He was wet after drowning so I hung him there to dry."

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Nurse : "Wake up man"

Patient : "Why what's the matter"

Nurse : "Nothing, I just forgot to give the prescribed sleeping pills"