Types of Women - Much Funny

HARD-DISK woman:
She remembers everything, FOREVER.

RAM woman:
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.

INTERNET woman:
Difficult to access.

SERVER woman:
Always busy when you need her.

CD-ROM woman:
She is always faster and faster.

EMAIL woman:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.

VIRUS woman:
Also called “wife”; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don’t you will lose everything!!

Computer Jokes...

There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.

When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"

He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.

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A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean one day noticed a bottle lying in the sand with a piece of paper in it. Rushing to the bottle, he pulled out the cork and with shaking hands withdrew the message.

"Due to lack of maintenance," he read, "we regretfully have found it necessary to cancel your e-mail account."

Computer Terms

* PCMCIA -People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms

* ISDN - It Still Does Nothing

* SCSI - System Can't See It

* DOS - Defective Operating System

* BASIC - Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control

* IBM - I Blame Microsoft

* DEC - Do Expect Cuts

* CD-ROM - Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months

* OS/2 - Obsolete Soon, Too.

* WWW - World Wide Wait

* MACINTOSH - Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs

* PENTIUM - Produces Erroneous Numbers Thru Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics

* COBOL - Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language

* AMIGA - A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction

* LISP - Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis

* MIPS - Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed

* WINDOWS - Will Install Needless Data On Whole System

* MICROSOFT - Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers

* RISC - Reduced Into Silly Code